Maddison the wonderous!

Maddymoo · Cat-mad! Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2337

It is me Maddison! Humans are stupid! Mum is an idiot! She won't give me my own email account so I can have my own profile, so I have to hijack hers! Pah Stupid mum!

When I was little I had a bad accident and dad looked after me, he loves me, he says I'm lucky to still have my leg, I don't remember much about it, but where the nasty vets did evil things to my leg hurts still, esp in this dumb cold weather!

I love my dad he's mine, or he was *sniff* until that stupid stupid woman came along! I did my best to discourage her! I bit at her ankles and shouted and hissed at her and put on my scariest face, but she stayed! I suppose she's ok really tho... she does give me the odd treat afterall!

Mawwwwooowwwwweeeeeeeeuuuuaaaaawwww! Whats that! something moved! oo oo oo? Maw, its that annoying thing! Why did they have to bring home the annoying thing! She bugs me and chases me and curls up next to me! She's stupid too and I hate mum (dad wouldn't have, he loves me, so she must have made him!) for bringing that thing into my home! She didn't even ask! At least she's fun to chase at night! The only thing I didn't mind about the annoying one was she had the nicest yummyist food! I would slink past mum and dad and eat it! purrrrrrrrr it was good! even better than ham! But evil mum took me to the vets (she even dragged dad along too! coz my dad would never take me somewhere so horrible, he loves me) and the nasty vet, again a stupid woman, said I, yes I the wonderous Maddy, was fat! Fat! I tell you! I'll show them! Now when I go to have some of the yummy stuff, they take it away! The food protions they give me now are pathetic and they sit over me when I eat! A little privacy, stupid servants!

I'm sleepy now and going to slink off upstairs to my bed! Its warm there and hopefully the annoying thing won't join me! Ah crap! Its seen me!

Behold! Me in all my glory! I'm on my favourite rug, you can see where the vet ruined my pure black fur with their operations! How dare they! Do they know who I am!? For I am the moo!

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Teddy · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:33 am Post subject:

LOL * for I am the moo *, LOL

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daisyboo · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:08 am Post subject:

lol, oh princess mads you do make me laugh, be nice to the humans, i agree with the fat thing though, how dare the the cheek!
bramble will grow up soon honey, an then she ll crash with you, teach her how to be a good kittycatxxxx
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Pok · Newbie Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 7

Oooo... Maddison... you sexy beast - look at those curves, look at the beauty!

I feel for you... I rally do... imagine that horrible woman moving in and stealing you dad from you! She must be punished!!!

Hah - I'm worse off then you... I get my own e-mail account, but momma is refusing to give me her e-bay details... and paypal will not let me get my own account... evil humans! Momma says I cannot get her e-bay dtails as she fears I'll sell her for the highest bidder... how stupid is that? Like I'd ever get money for her! mol! Nah... I'll give her away on freecycle on of these days, but I doubt it if anyone will want her.

Aaaaaaaargh - you too? A nasty new stupid fur thing in your house? Grrrrrrrrr - how dare the humans! How dare they! The only thing the smeghead (which my momma calls "my sister" *vomits with the thought*) is good for is to beat her up... which I do every night... serves her right for daring to enter my home and making my share my already useless slaves.
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