Shrinking chairs!

Pok · Newbie Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 7

Grrr... all the rubbish I have to put up with, espcially momma wnating cuddles... and now to top it off my two moron human servants have gotten shrinking chairs!

I kid you not! They're shrunk! Just a few years ago the chairs we had were so big that momma used to lift me onto them... and now... in this horrible hell-hole we live in now, they're gotten shrinking chairs!

BG must have shrunk too... and momma and poppa, as they all fit on these blasted things... which leaves me, the only normal one in this household with chairs that are too small!

Look - these were taken yesterday, when my slender and gorgeous body couldn't fit anymore...

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Teddy · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject:

sory I know I should but

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daisyboo · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject:

haha fab pics, poor pokpok daisy is feeling your pain heres a quick message from her.....

meoow pok,
my stupid slaves keep calling me fatty an saying i'm so wide i'm almost a table, they took me to this stupid place called the vets, did something unthinkable to me and i'm always hungry. i have a boyfriend, hes huge an sexy but i can't face him i used to be slender fit you know, now i don't fit anywhere.

ive paid the peasants back though, i get comfy on there bed, just the right size for me an some stretching.
try it pok its heaven, why do they make things we find comfy so stupid an small, just break the chairs mate then maybe they'll buy some of a sensible sizexxxxxxxxxxx
love to you daisybooxxxx
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Prince · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:

Maddymoo · Cat-mad! Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2337

HHhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaawoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!

Yes it is I! The volumptous Maddison the great! Here in all my glory! I feel your disgust in having moronic human servants! Mine just arn't doing their jobs proper! FEED ME MORE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!! They do replace all the nice things with shrunken versions! Clearly they do not appreciate us beauties! Do what I do and trip them up! Wah ha ha, mew mew oew!
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Pok · Newbie Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 7

Oh Daisy and Maddison... you guys understand my troubles with my horrid slaves who will never do as I demand.

Sadly the human have now gotten a smaller bed too! Yup... the bed has also shrunk... momma claims this is due to them now having a double, and they used to have a king size, but I firmly believe that the bed and momma and poppa has shrunk... so now I cannot even stretch out on the bed.
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